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July 29, 2005 · Posted in General · Comment 

Gay rights activists in Massachusetts are trying to get the birth certificates in that state changed to “include gender-neutral nomenclature,” according to the Boston Globe. They seem to want the certificates to have Parent A and Parent B instead of Mother and Father. And to think, I considered Dr. Suess’ Thing 1 and Thing 2 to be nonsense.

Gov. Romney wants the clerks to cross out Father and write in Second Parent. That’s just as bad.

The last time I checked, biologically, a person can have only one father and one mother (unless, I guess, your are victim of some sort of cruel and demented genetic experiment).

Massachusetts has already rewritten marriage certificates to read Party A and Party B. What about Party C? I bet there are some polygamists out there just waiting to move to the Bay State.